Home Economics
Shane Allison
I’d like to think that Mrs. President,
My ninth-grade home Economics teacher,
Is in heaven showing teenage angels how to make spaghetti
and bake a chocolate cake.
I imagine her selling blow pops out of a pencil box
that lies hidden in one of her desk drawers.
I think of her scolding some kid
With his jeans hanging past his butt
And saying, “Boy, pull up yo’ britches.”
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Author Bio
Shane Allison was bit by the writing bug at the age of fourteen. He spent a majority of his high school life shying away in the library behind desk cubicles writing bad love poems about boys he had crushes on. He has since gone on to publish many chapbooks of poetry—Black Fag, Ceiling of Mirrors, Cock and Balls, I Want to Fuck a Redneck, Remembered Men and Live Nude Guys—as well as four full-length poetry collections: I Remember (Future Tense Books), Slut Machine (Rebel Satori Press), Sweet Sweat (Hysterical Books), and, most recently, I Want to Eat Chinese Food Off Your Ass (Dumpster Fire Press). He has edited twenty-five anthologies of gay erotica and has written two novels, You’re the One I Want and Harm Done (Simon and Schuster Publishing). Allison’s collage work has graced the pages of Shampoo, Unlikely Stories, Pnpplzine.com, Palavar Arts Magazine, The Southeast Review, South Broadway Review, Postscript Magazine, and a plethora of others. Allison is at work on a new novel and is always at work making a collage here and there.
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